This evening a package came in the post the size of a book. I thought to myself, "This must be a book." I know: genius. A book? I didn't order a book. Inside was a copy of Picture in a Frame, a book by Jennifer Sando which threads a whimsical, patchwork narrative of one girl's quest to shoot a portrait of Eddie Vedder.

2012 wasn’t a prolific year for Pearl Jam. They toured Europe for a smidge, played three festivals and a corporate gig in the US, and may or may not have recorded demos for their next album. That’s about it. Here are the top 5 things we’d like to see from the band in 2013.

It's that time of the year gremmies. Where uncles wet themselves at the table after one too many O'Douls. When your hippie sisters weeps at the sight of a freshly cut pine tree because "tress can't defend themselves you murderer". When Mom mutters passive-aggressive comments under her breath to your Dad. It's the time of year you put on your best "No I really wanted a Zune" face. That's right it's Christmas.

Gremmies! From here on in, we're focusing our cinematic ambitions solely on Pearl Jam. Watch the video here and let us know what you think. If you find it funny, we'll keep making them for you gremmies.